my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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bynce:

I hope the license plate reads “Tw: Epilepsy”

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asimpxo:

Me today

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hellabloggin:

american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with

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adorablelesbiancouples:

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When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

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when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

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changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

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senorhoudini:

when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.

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snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

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another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

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another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

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50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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